*You buy a color of polish even though you have no intention to actually wear it. You just "NEED" it.
*You put your social life on hold because you need to go home to repaint your nails. It's a priority, you know...
*You skip meals and use the money for new polish. You weren't that hungry anyways.
*You get extreme anxiety because you are jones-ing for a new bottle of lacquer. No comment.
*You grab a cotton ball and unconsciously apply nail polish remover... Before you realize it, you are rubbing acetone all over your eye instead of make-up remover. Yikes (true event)
If any of these statements describes you, you indeed have a PHD (polish hoarder disorder).